That is absolutely bonkers! Who came up with this absurd idea? What about all the dust?
Welcome to Moonwalk Manor
Moonwalk Manor is an awesome new hotel on the moon. Yes, on the friggin moon. Always wanted to see what the earth looks like from afar? Well, now you can. While taking part in a low-G yoga class or exploring the landing sites of the original Apollo missions. To call a stay at Moonwalk Manor a unique experience would be the understatement of the century. Your stay at Moonwalk Manor will change your perception of reality and make you a whole new person.
By some weird coincidence, all the rooms at Moonwalk Manor are booked out for the date you planned to take your trip. Unfortunately we are unable to provide you with sufficient lodging for your party at this time. Moonwalk Manor is very busy and your satisfaction is our top priority. When you take your first steps in the moon dust, your life will change. We are always at your service. Your satisfaction matters to us.
The Moonwalk Experience
You're not merely going to a hotel. You are going to a new planetary body, held in earth's gravitational embrace, that travels on its own orbit around the sun. The experiences you'll have with us are unlike any other.